‘Budget emergency doesn’t exist’ – Hockey stumbles across the ditch

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Link to related article from Independent Australia 28 July 2014:

Shocking Joe Hockey admits ‘budget emergency’ was a lie

Treasurer Joe Hockey admits to a New Zealand audience there never was any Australian budget emergency …… to justify a Budget of savage spending cuts, largely directed at low-income, disadvantaged Australians …… turns out the budget emergency doesn’t exist.

The spectre of a cunning, disappearing Prime Minister

“Avoid loud and aggressive persons” – it’s the new Tony
Going placidly amidst the noise and haste – it’s the new Tony up there in the ether

 

4 November 2013

The intriguing case of the vanishing Prime Minister

Noise and haste was Tony Abbott’s trademark in opposition. Now as a faceless PM, he goes placidly as if a mere ghost of his former self. Why? To deaden the contrived fear, panic and crisis-driven rhetorical frenzy that cleverly got him into the top job. Now he has to deal with the reality of government and the truth could be politically dangerous. Breathtakingly cynical towards the Australian public, but he knows his God will bless them with a good dose of amnesia

This a man who hypocritically espouses Christian values. In contrast, the true universal values beautifully penned in Max Ehrmann’s Desiderata, beg a take on what Abbott’s version might be in his new persona:

Desiderafter 7 September 2013

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what deception there may be in silence,
[after the clamour I created before the election]
As far as possible, without surrender,
Be as invisible as possible to all persons in the media.

Speak your message quietly and clearly, and pretend listen to others,
Especially the dull and the ignorant electorate; they believe my story.

Avoid loud and aggressive door-stops; they are vexatious
the spiritless. If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter, for always
there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
[But in my case, there will rarely be greater persons than myself]

Enjoy your achievements as well as your scams.
Keep obsessed with your own power, whatever it takes;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of politics.

Exercise contempt in your political affairs, for the world is full of apathy.
But let this not blind you to what virtue is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of moral crusaders.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection to women.
Neither be cynical about ego, power and manipulation, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment;
it is as perennial as the grassy political landscape.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
surrendering the things of youth.
[Which I strongly deny]

Nurture withdrawal from public life to shield you in sudden misfortune of media scrutiny.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of being exposed as a backtracker.

Beyond a wholesome journalistic discipline, be gentle with yourself when you can’t find me or get answers.
You journos are children of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here, as long as you don’t challenge me.

And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe – my government – is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
[But I can assure you he is a Catholic Liberal Prime Minister in budgie smugglers]

And whatever your Labor aspirations
in the noisy confusion of defeat, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it – the ALP – is still a beautiful mess. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy in opposition.

FOR THE RECORD, HERE IS THE ORIGINAL POEM:

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious
to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter, for
always ?there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment;
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labours and aspirations
in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

 

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