Mr Trump, while your sanity is being seriously questioned, your trade war with China is sending Wall Street into a frenzy of confusion and chaos. Markets are crashing.
I disagree. As you can see here, Wall Street is holding up very solidly. That’s why it’s called Wall Street. It beats the pants off the Great Wall of China.
Mr Trump, this is not the Wall Street in New York – it seems to be somewhere in that insane mind of yours.
Damn that Chinese GPS!