The boy stood on the burning deck
His name was Peter Dutton
Twas in a sea of Liberal blue
That things were going quite askew
To be PM was his desire
Not to be engulfed by fire
His campaign was going up in flames
Despite his vocal counter claims
He tried sailing in reverse
When Donald Trump became a curse
But polling couldn’t be denied
That he was being crucified
Somehow he had lost direction
Putting doubt on his election
Guess he should have sailed the seas
According to Sir Robert Menzies
No time left for another backflip
No time left to save the ship
Maybe Angus Taylor
Would make a better sailor
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