Donald Trump has exempted the confection Smarties from his 10% tariff on Australian exports to the US. The president has ordered a container load for his personal consumption.
Explaining the move, Trump said, “This Nestle wonder drug will raise my IQ to even greater heights. I’ll be even more smartier.”
My good friend Peter Dutton in Australia tells me Smarties are foolproof.
So I say, “Eat Aussie Smarties and Make America Smart Again.”
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