‘I’LL DO THE GAGS’ SHORTEN: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF BEING A MARXIST?
Good evening and thanks for joining us. You look ridiculous.You need all the joining you can get. You at the ABC are falling apart. Funding cuts must be taking their…
MALCOLM TURNBULL – BACK TO THE FUTURE
Hello my dear Liberal Party switchboard operator. Please put me through to NBN Co – that’s the National Broadband Network Company – if my carrier pigeon didn’t arrive there 30…
Tanya Plibersek speaks up about gender inequality
Tanya Plibersek will not be silenced on the issue of gender inequality “Gender inequality has been a driver of the women’s movement for many years; and economic inequality is inextricable…
Scott Morrison hits back at UN criticism on refugees
Immigration Minister Scott Morrison has hit back at UN criticism of Australia’s treatment of asylum seekers Morrison hits back:Actual quote: “The most flagrant abuse of human rights I am aware…
Christine Milne – it’s not easy being Greens Leader
For Christine, it’s tears of blood over logging, but John Williamson’s hit song has helped the cause: Over the hill they go, killing another mountainGotta fill the quota – can’t…
Joe’s unpalatable budget cuts for quick sale – wicked!
Budget butcher Joe Hockey tries to make his wicked cuts look palatable – nice try Joe! Link to related column published in The Sydney Morning Herald on 11 August 2014:…
For duplicitous ‘Jekyll & Hyde’ Tony, lying is just unjust force of Abbott
Alan Austin writing for Independent Australia has produced a three part series: IS AUSTRALIA RUN BY COMPULSIVE LIARS? Part One: When is a porky a sackable offence? 12 April 2014…
George Brandis saves the planet
Would Senator George Brandis dare dispute Einstein’s Theory of Relativity? Brandis: E = mc2 etc is just a maze of formulas that has nothing to do with reality. And if…
Bad news for babes in the Tasmanian wilderness
The Adventures of Snugglepot and Cuddlepie starring Greens Leader Christine Milne Link to related column by Bob Brown published in The Guardian on 6 March 2014 in which the former…
Hanson-Young – tears and fears for refugees
Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young is well known for her compassion towards refugees Link to related column published in The Age 19 December 2014 AGONY OF CHILDREN TREATED WORSE THAN ANIMALS…
Abbott frees gambling industry and trusts it to behave. No joke!
With apologies to Ned Kelly and Arthur Boyd Link to related column published in The Age 27 August 2013: ABBOTT FREES GAMBLING INDUSTRY FROM REFORM The Coalition will rely on…
The Adventures of THE CROSSBENCHERS – Final Episode
The curtain is to close on our super-hero key independents –THE CROSSBENCHERS Independent MP Tony Windsor has joined fellow crossbencher, independent Rob Oakeshott, in announcing he’s quitting politics at the…