A message for my voter base:
In this election campaign, pay no attention to me pretending to be an all-round regular nice guy. That’s what politicians are supposed to do in elections, but I hate doing it.
Rest assured that I haven’t changed. I am still as mean-spirited, prejudiced, bigoted and socially regressive as you are. We are kindred spirits.
As I say about populism: “The dregs always rise to the top” so together, we can make me prime minister.
I know I can rely on your vote for Liberal.